Sheep Fear
Look, he said.
That sheep is eyeing us as if we were grass.
The sheep means to eat us?
Is this because I shouted ‘mint sauce?’
Observe it’s rolling eye,
It’s incisorous maw.
Oh, pshah!
How dare you try and give me Sheep Fear!
I’m a reasonable man…
But Sheep Fear?
If it was a Jersey or a Friesan mark you,
I’ll admit I’d be
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